If you liked that Haley Joel Osment jawn

A&E added a new reality tv show to their new monday night line up.  While I was upset that Paranormal State (yes, the show about Penn State kids ghost hunting LUVS it.. judge meee) was not going to be following Intervention I was relieved that another paranormal reality show jacked that time slot 

IT'S THE REAL LIFE SIXTH SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KOOOKKKKKKK

exploiting kids with some serious emotional and psychological issues?

NO WAY....... it is TV at its finest. 

Who wouldn't believe REAL kids

 seeing their own versions of Mischa Barton?

 ew wtfz. 

Yes, I have it TIVOED.

So check it out, you know if you are into that sort of thing. 

PSYCHIC KIDS: CHILDREN OF THE PARANORMAL

on A&E Mondays at 10pm 

I so badly want to believe.....

B.T.DUBS

Haley is lookin good these days. You know, In a haley joel kind of way...

You will be missed. :(

George Carlin...we love you.

Finally a song I can relate to

Heidi Montag has a new song out and I must say I am completely satisfied. It is everything I expected and more.

Read the lyrics for yourself kidz. Who doesn't love FASHION?

I mean....
"I’m too fabu-lous
I’m so fierce that it’s so nuts
I live to be model thin
Dress me, I’m your manne-quin"

like omg, did she read my diary?

I need, some new stile-ttos
Can’t walk, down the street in those
You are, who you wear it’s true
A girl’s just as hot as the store she chooses

such an amazing role model to all those pre teens that watch the hills religiously. seriously gurllll, i couldn't have said it better myself.

and lets talk about the repeating chorus...it gets me everytime

Fashion put it all on me
Don’t you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion put it all on me
Don’t you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be

No, put those clothes on ME.... i wish I were you Heidi, youre so so lucky!!

omg I am sure Spencer is so so proud. 

lol xoxo tooo cutttieeeeeeee

This post it dedicated to Spencer Pratt everyone. 

For making Heidi who she is today. 

Thank you Heidi and Spencer for your unhealthy and completely destructive relationship for amusing me on a daily basis.  First a reality show and then a music career.  When are these two going to hit the silver screen? 

my favorite band

Nammnaala Timshel Band, sama xarit Abdoulaye ak sama xol Francois. jerejefwaaye. ba ci kanam inshallah.

da booty

Ladies, it is OKAY to have curves. More importantly, it is OKAY to have a little junk in the trunk. An ass can be an accessory so flaunt it, love it, BE PROUD OF IT. So my advice to all you bonita applebums out there... shake that ass girl because you world renowned.

I mean...Even R Kelly is feelin' on yo booty.
So hit up this jam and love your lady lumps.

 

Bust seriously girls, all jokes aside, love your body. Appreciate your curves. Learn to love feeling like a woman, a real woman with the curves you were born to rock. Be proud of who you are and be proud of your body. Because confidence is infinitely sexier than any body image.  

Like my girl, the queen bee....

Queen Latifa

now this is a woman!

MTV debuted Shawty Lo's "Foolish Remix"

I may wind up eating my words on this one because sometimes songs need to grow on me, and I'd be dissing a serious candidate for The 2008 Summer Joint, but something's missing.



High octane beat? Check. Heavy cadence characteristic of southern hip hop that make you nod your head like a narcoleptic? Check. Party time spirit? Uh huh. Collabo with DJ Khaled? Yep. CAMEOS BY WEEZY F. BABY, Rick Ross and Jim Jones?! YEAH IT'S FUCKING THERE. So what's wrong? All the elements and important name dropping are there, yet something is amiss.

The whole argument of hip hop being dead is approaching the "fact" line, but what can recucitate hip hop's waning cred is putting the emphasis back on a tight flow. I'm on Shawty Lo's adversary, T.I.'s side. I really believe T.I.P when he proclaims himself the King of the South, because he has all these elements (except not as much name dropping, because fuck you T.I. doesn't need anyone) AND lyrics/flow that really make you say "wow, can't fuck with this guy. he really is the southern hip hopasaurus rex." Whatever happened to rapping TO the beat? And if it's a banging beat, you really can't go wrong. Don't get lost in the flash and the bling. Imagine if Shawty Lo had a really tight flow? This song would be absolutely MIND BLOWING.


I really want to like this song, I do. But lack of flow is keeping me from fully committing to lending my approval. All I'm saying is a little less flossy flossy, and a little more flow. Is that too much to ask for?

10 reasons black men are better

1. rippling bodies coated in a chocolatey exterior

2. moves that make you want that lovey dovey, that kiss kiss. because in your mind your fantasizing about getting with him.

3. fierce style with fierce attitude. 

4. an understanding of the importance of accessorizing 

5. sexily cocky confidence and a swagger that makes you wanna lick the rapper... err wrapper 

6. inseparable combination pride and passion

7. natural rhythm

8. confident determination

9. soul and spirit

10. and oh my fucking god... just mmmm mmmmmm.

thank you to contributions from reggie bush, chris brown, common, pharrell, lil' wayne, el hadj diouf, bob marley, barack obama, jimi hendrix, and tyson beckford.