Must Have Fall Accessory

Ladies ladies. You may talk about new shoes, new bags, new hair colors. You may see the new lines from Prada, Yves Saint Laurent, or hell, even Baby Phat if that's more your style. All of these new material goods may inspire you. You think, damn, if only I had that...I would look GOOD this fall. And you know what, maybe you would.

But since I do not have money for Yves Saint Laurent, and I am not desperate enough yet to start shopping on ebay.com ... I have discovered the most essential fall accessory. It is not clothes. It is not make up. It is not hair or shoes or bags. WHAT IS LEFT TO MAKE ME FABULOUS?! you say.

Ladies and Gentlemen... may I present to you... The Gay Friend.

Yes it's true. Nothing will make you look as good or feel as sassy as a fierce little gay on your arm. Let's list some of the benefits, shall we?

1) Inexpensive: Why do we normally buy our men gifts? Probably because they are going to do something or did something that they didn't want to do. Example... you buy lingerie to wear for them because they went shopping with you. You buy them tickets to a sporting event because they watched the Sex and the City movie with you. Gay men do everything you want to do! You don't owe them anything! Shopping, done. Sex and the City, done and done. You name it, it's girly, they love it. Besides, they are probably more fabulous than you. Anything they want to buy, they will most likely just buy it themselves. Phew.

2) Arm candy that keeps you warm: Need a jacket? Grab the closest gay. So warm and cuddly. PDA is not a problem for these spice cakes. They go with any outfit. Portable, accessible, adaptable. And if you see an old boyfriend, those little gays can turn into the straightest, most passionate lover you've ever had. Your ex will see a handsome, put together man who obviously can treat you better than his sorry ass ever could. Aren't accessories supposed to make people jealous anyway?

3) Confidence and Sass: Looking good is only half the battle. Feeling good is equally as important. (In my opinion, its even MORE important). When you change your hair style, try a new perfume, wear a new dress, buy a new shade of eye shadow... you think a STRAIGHT man is going to notice? Hell no. The only reason he would notice your new dress is to figure out the easiest points of access for when duty calls. Gays? They notice everything. And they love love love compliment. So go ahead. Look good, and get sassy! You'll strut and swagger like you didn't even know you could. Because at the end of the day, we all just want to be noticed. Mmmm, get it girl. A good gay always notices. And makes sure everyone else does too.

4) Emotional support: Gays are more than boys, gossip, and shopping. They are loyal, sensitive friends. Sometimes we all just need someone to say "Awww, hunny. are you okay?". Mix that with a cute little pouty face from your most favoritist gay, and your day has to cheer up a bit. Truly good gay friends love to care. And they love to be cared about. So spread the love hunny baby.

Oh there are millions more reason but Tim Gunn is on the tele making it work. So ladies, give your gays a big smooch the next time you see them. An accessory that loves and feels and cries and smiles and kisses and giggles and always looks good? I'm sold.

Peace, love, fall, and fabulous.
sweetz.